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Red Wipesex (-0.461)
This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.

Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!

Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
by RobYo October 22, 2009
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