"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2
"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.