A dong, plain and simple.

Also known as Asian Flush, Asian Blush, Asian Sensation, Asian Explosion, it's the condition almost 50% of Asian people suffer from due to inability to process alcohol, in which their face becomes bright red, their heartbeat increases rapidly, and they start making homosexual advances on people they know (and sometimes strangers).

Used to describe something that is better in every way than its counterpart but is not very well known.

Something that is not reaching the coolness level of its next readily available equivalent. Much as the Red Panda will never possibly be able to compete with the Giant Panda. For, as we all know, the Giant Panda is one of the world's most epic animals. Can also be used to describe anything lame.