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"you know on a stoplight green means go and yellow means yield? well on a banana its tha exact opposite. green means WHOA! hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means where tha fuck you get that banana at!"
by snoopid September 14, 2004
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When you have a red penis after fucking a chick
After i pulled my cock out of the random hookers vagina, i realized that i had a red banana
by the fruit lady March 10, 2005
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A used tampon with bloody remnants of menstrual fluid remaining on it.
1. Against my better judgment, I glanced down in the porta-pot and noticed a floating red banana among the piles of dung.

2. Matthew McConaughey's career has become a red banana ever since his role as David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.
by Deezo Feezo July 10, 2008
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A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red
He pulled out to see he had a red banana
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
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