Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

rectumfy

To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.

Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.

by Julien Pitre November 17, 2006

Rectumfy

To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.

I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.

by Heywowlookitsme November 2, 2019

Rectumfy a Situation

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

by Cuzfukemthatswhy May 30, 2012

rectumfy

to put something right; correct in the butt.

One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.

by Boomsmack February 25, 2018