Russian Reactive Armour 

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

Head Receiver 

The Head Receiver is the most important job title you can get in a company. After a stressful day workers go to the Head Receiver to give their energy and take the seed of victory into their mouth.

Head Receiver: give me head and take my seed child.
Worker: yes master head Receiver
Head Receiver:*head receiving noises*

Head Receiver by Engle raped me April 14, 2019

receive and leave 

when you receive a blowjob and immediately stop talking to the girl and move on to the next for some more

nic : “i think she wanna be a thing”
wolfie : “bruh...”
nic : “i’m j gonna receive and leave”
wolfie : YUH

receive and leave by d’angelo versace May 3, 2018

receiver 

1.Person being penetrated in a sexual manner from behind. Usually refered to, but not limited to, a homosexual receiving anal sex. See donkey punch

Tom, Dick, and Harry had no personal preference has to who was being the receiver first. For they all took turns anyway.

receiver by Jamazz January 29, 2004

receiver of swollen goods 

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

receiver of swollen goods by Vanian August 15, 2012

Receiver Mullet 

A well-coiffed, feathered mullet or mullet-like hairdo favored by male homosexuals.

Man, did you see Kanye West at the 2009 Grammys? He was totally sporting a Receiver Mullet.

Receiver Mullet by t717 February 8, 2009