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A particularly grumpy and irritable Receptionist or office admin. Characterized by short temper, abrupt phone manner, lack of patience or willingness to assist in any reasonable task and dislike of the mailman.

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You spoken to that new Rebitchionist yet? Wow! Asked her to do a send a parcel for me and i thought she was trying to melt my face with her eyes.
by Thornton Reed March 17, 2011

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