The artist of the single worst song to be produced, Friday, which includes explaining the sequence of the days of the week, as well as thirteen year olds driving a convertible as if they have anywhere to go in it.
I'd bone Rebecca Black just on principle of her being the worst artist ever to produce a song.
by ceb11 March 16, 2011
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A girl who can't make up her mind on which seat she should take, in the car driven by her 13 year friend. She likes to narrate her Fridays in extreme detail from 7:00 am to friday night. She knows her weekdays very well to the point where she will tell you that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tommorow is Saturday, and after that is Sunday. This song is only accurate on Fridays, so do NOT rely on her when you need to know what day it is. Rebecca Black says she enjoys her Fridays, despite the fact that there is a random black guy stalking them in his car. Maybe if everyone in the car wasn't so busy dancing and driving underage, they would notice and call the police.
Example: Now i'm aware that Saturday is after Friday, thanks to Rebecca Black and her wisdom of the days of the week.
by Brusso_ March 28, 2011
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Most known for her Youtube video "Friday," Black is a 13-year old girl whose parents payed Ark Music Factory, an indie record label, to have her make a music video. That's right, her parents payed the record label. Not the other way around.

Anyway, she did the video, which basically consisted of this poor girl repeating the word 'Friday,' along with some god-awful lyrics. For example:

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

In the video, after she sings the last line, her "friends" (moar 14 year-olds, including one driving the actual car) show up, and she gets a ride from them to school. And at some point in the video, a random black guy starts rapping.

I could not make this shit up. I advise that neither "Friday" nor any of her songs, should be listened to. Ever.
Girl: Hey, did you hear that song by Rebecca Black? The one that goes like 'Friday, Friday, gotta-"

by Anon. E. Moosington March 25, 2011
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A 13-year-old lyrical genius and inspiration to us all. She is best known for her passion for breakfast, her existential struggle with major life decisions such as vehicular seating locations, and her uncanny knack for calendar interpretation.
Philosophical Quotes from Rebecca Black:

-Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
-Which seat can I take?
-Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.
by tincan12345 March 17, 2011
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I have Rebecca Black of the small intestine.
by JimDave March 25, 2011
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A young girl hoping to become a "new Justin Beiber" with her new song "Friday"

Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.
Rebecca Black: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!
by bitchplease6969696969 March 25, 2011
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The girl who wrote the "friday" song featured on tosh.0

Being Rebecca black means you have no idea what makes a good song, and your voice sounds like barbie.
Boy: Can you sing for me?
Girl: *lets out a repulsive plastic sounding screech*
Boy: God! Don't be a Rebecca Black
by IloveBananas26 March 16, 2011
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