Custom UD mugs
with your fave def Now available
1. rear admiral
From an interview with "The Simpsons" creators.

Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:

BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.

This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
2. Rear Admiral
The act of engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind and using the momentum of your movement to propel you across a room. A performer of the rear admiral must hold his hands in the air so as to not balance or steady himself.
I exercised the rear admiral last night with Linda and was able to get 15 feet before we fell down!
by Intaglio5 Jan 20, 2003 share this
3. rear admiral
While performing intercourse doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
You should have seen her knee's after I earned my rear admiral!
4. Rear Admiral
while banging someone in the ass managing to
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture
"Last night i achieved rear admiral status with this slam pig."
by dan Dec 5, 2003 share this
5. rear admiral
A senior rank in the Navy.
He was promoted to rear admiral
by Ian Chode Mar 20, 2004 share this
6. rear admiral
the pitcher in the gay relationship, he navigates the "seas"
see that kid he is a rear admiral and thats other kid is his wingel
7. rear admiral
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy style position. The giver then uses his hands to knock the recievers hands out from under them causing them to fall on their face. You are promoted to a Rear Admiral when you can push your partner anywhere in the room without using your hands.
I did a rear admiral with your girl friend last night.
by SantaClaws488 Oct 18, 2004 share this
ad feedback
ad feedback
love it
hate it