The very opposite of what most people think of when they hear the word Republicans.
So in short, Real republicans are pretty much modern Democrats
Dave: "I'm a Real Republican."
Sally: "Oh God, you're one of -those- people, let me guess, you're rich, extremely ignorant, and hate everyone who has less money than you?"
Dave: "Actually I give 20% of my income to local charities, I volunteer at animal and homeless shelters in my spare time, and on weekends I help walk women into Planned Parenthood if there are violent-looking protesters around. So who's the ignorant one now, bitch?"