|1.||Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!|
Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!
This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.
Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!
*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*
Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.