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12.
When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.
1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009
 
1.
TV in your head, if done correctly.
I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.
by Willow Collie June 17, 2011
 
2.
In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
by robby-pooh July 21, 2013
 
3.
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
by JRuby January 15, 2006
 
4.
A music festival. Meny people with a similar taste in music meet up, sleep in tents, have a drink, and have a good time. Its nice :)
Reading festival is a good time!!
by YIP87 August 04, 2009
 
5.
Code word for masturbating amongst, usually British, adolescent males, used to talk when family or young people are in the room.
'Yeah I was reading till 1 o'clock last night, it took me ages to finish my chapter'
'I had such a good read last night, I'll send you a link to the Book I was reading'
by sheldonlt January 02, 2010
 
6.
"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners
Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"
by Aussie24680 January 27, 2012
 
7.
a limerick city term for talking about someone behind their back
I heard that Susan was reading the arse off you last night
by Sus008 April 16, 2008