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3.
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
by JRuby January 15, 2006
 
1.
TV in your head, if done correctly.
I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.
by Willow Collie June 17, 2011
 
2.
In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
by robby-pooh July 21, 2013
 
4.
A music festival. Meny people with a similar taste in music meet up, sleep in tents, have a drink, and have a good time. Its nice :)
Reading festival is a good time!!
by YIP87 August 04, 2009
 
5.
Code word for masturbating amongst, usually British, adolescent males, used to talk when family or young people are in the room.
'Yeah I was reading till 1 o'clock last night, it took me ages to finish my chapter'
'I had such a good read last night, I'll send you a link to the Book I was reading'
by sheldonlt January 02, 2010
 
6.
"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners
Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"
by Aussie24680 January 27, 2012
 
7.
a limerick city term for talking about someone behind their back
I heard that Susan was reading the arse off you last night
by Sus008 April 16, 2008