To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
Man, go read grandma a bed time story.
by DIE May 28, 2003
Top Definition
To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003
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