| 155. | Twitty Litter | ||
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A tweet left in your name by a marketer. Usually occurs immediately after an unknown person starts following you and people you're following. That scum bag marketer left some Twitty Litter for me claiming I'd win an iPad for clicking a dubious Spitter bit.ly link
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| 156. | Deletism | ||
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n. the specific elitism in which the party exhibiting such arrogance attempts to insult a social networking friend (like on Facebook or twitter) by posting an insult on the given friend's page followed by the proclaimation, "I am now going to defriend you!" or "I shall now unfollow you!" Important: the party exhibiting delitism values his own opinion above all else and intern sees his rejection as the ultimate way to insult another. Alas, as this is bizarre and irrational, the Deletist often becomes the butt of many a joke. Normal individual's status update or tweet: "Jesus Christ! That brick I dropped on my foot really hurt!"
Person guilty of Deletism: "Jesus? You're a Christian? That means you're stupid so I shall hearby de-friend you. I'm telling you instead of just doing it because I assume you actually care about what I think and I get off on insulting people." Alternatively: Normal individual's status update or tweet: "Jesus Christ! That brick I dropped on my foot really hurt!" Person guilty of Deletism: "How DARE you use the name of Christ our Lord in vain! Clearly, you're headed for eternal damnation, so I shall hearby de-friend you. I'm telling you instead of just doing it because I assume you actually care about what I think and I get off on insulting people." |
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| 157. | RWME | ||
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Read With My Eyes (past tense).
A meme-hop from OH (overheard), a frequently used abbreviation in twitter. One overhears something said outloud, but to quote something from a text, chat, tweet, etc. one may use RWME... if they're feeling sassy. |
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| 158. | Thx-G | ||
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The word "Thanksgiving" is too long, therefore, I have taken the liberty to shortening it. It will now (and forever) be referred to as, "Thx-G". You're welcome, Tweet-ers and text-ers. I am so excited to celebrate the heathen pilgrim holiday of Thx-G by gorging myself!
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| 159. | hit it 'n twit it | ||
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When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that". Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin" "Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him) |
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| 160. | Doc Brown | ||
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1) n. The act of ruining the life of someone who lives in a different time zone than you. 2) v. To commit an act that screws up the day/week/month/year of a person residing in a time zone different than that of yourself. 1) "Betch, you totally pulled a Doc Brown when you posted those pictures of you and her ex on Facebook. Your 11am New York photos completely effed up her 8am California morning."
2) "You know, if you tweet that, you're gonna Doc Brown that chick into next Tuesday. |
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| 161. | Twatchers | ||
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is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) .. " DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "
" she know good & well she aint cute " *the last person was a Twatchers* |
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