I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.
Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-.....Alright, you're retired.
-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it