Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

Re-Turd by dinvergod January 20, 2010

Returd 

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

Returd by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

Returd 

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

Returd by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

returd 

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

returd by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

returded 

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

returded by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

returd 

A combination of a RETARD and a TURD

person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!

person 2: Shut up, returd

returd by gibzzz March 27, 2007

Returd 

An abbreviation for a retarded turd.

"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"

Returd by Peckerama April 4, 2008