A kid I know is named Raymond. He is a dumbass, so people call him Raytard.
Hey Raytard, you suck fat donkey dick!
by John Olson January 08, 2005
Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.
Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.
by Sithsteen November 09, 2006
when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.
A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard
by Derek Dooley, Esquire March 25, 2011
Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.
Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.
by Sithsteen November 09, 2006
of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.
"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"
by Sascha May 27, 2003
of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.
I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.
by Sascha May 29, 2003
(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.
"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"
by Narpo April 09, 2004

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