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One who fucks your boyfriend while sleeping. A dirty swamp donkey that inevitably will screw any possible person at any given time.

More effective when used in Central Point, Oregon while driving in a car or on facebook.
by ohnoshedi'inntt June 29, 2011
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A cold, heartless, ghetto-ass bitch with a big ole bootie. A chick who won't let you even beat off or fuck a whore. Based on the character Nurse Ratchet from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
When nurse ratchet won't let McMurphy fuck his prostitute girlfriend, she was being real ratchet.
by Swagnificent July 03, 2012
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Something undesirable, ghetto, or a hot ass mess in general. Nobody wants to be around someone that's ratchet. They tend to like surfing and videotaping jokes that aren't funny.
Robert Meadows is ratchet, he's a hot ass mess.
by royalratchetness October 21, 2012
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Adjective, or verb, often used to describe people with swagger. If you are getting ratchet, it means you are doing something crazy. People who get ratchet would typically have swagger as well. Also, you can be ratchet. Anybody associated with getting ratchet or being ratchet probably knows a thing or two about havin a good time.
were gettin' ratchet this weekend. im so ratchet. let's get ratchet
by lets get ratchettt May 09, 2011
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Females who take pride in bullying fighting and are all about the drama, for whatever reason. This is a ratchet.
Example 1

Ratchet: Oh, look lets go bully and try to fight with that girl.

Non Ratchet girl:Girl walks away from the fight, and says "you're not worth it."

Example 2
Any woman middle age and beyond stuck living in the high school days, past. This is Ratchet.

Men can be ratchet, it has been proven as well.
by cray1 February 17, 2013
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it means so out of control that they are the coolest person ever.
That female at NSO was so ratchet everybody wanted to hang with her.
by nsovolunteer June 24, 2011
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A mispronunciation of "wretched" that grew to be it's own word and meaning.

A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:

-owning a Blackberry

-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper

-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists

-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice

-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing

-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak

-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them

-are commonly overweight

and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by tortilla_machine June 15, 2014
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