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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012
someone who is skanky or nasty also known as Justin Tucker
That girl is so ratchet just like Justin Tucker.
by awesomegirl16 May 25, 2014
being a ho on the street straight up ratchet likes lots of diseases and stuff
That teacher ratchet as'f

Chris dump her she likes his d she ratchet
by chrisrlikeskarinal May 09, 2014
n. Female form of "Hood Rat"
Welcome to Jenna's Ratchet salon!
by VeeDee April 12, 2014
An adjective used to portray a seriously shambles or hank situation; also descriptive word meaning Olivia Hubble.
When you pay for a full day bus tour of the Scottish highlands but you sleep through the entire scenic drive through Glen Coe, you're ratchet.
by Nati'sFinest March 22, 2014
1.) A ghetto classless hoe. She wears a weave and is usually fake. She believes she is the one that every guy drools over.
"Damn! This bitch is ratchet as hell!

Shit just got ghetto fabulous up in this bitch!"

"Amen!"
by rara357 March 07, 2014
Dirty ass hoes thinking they cute and they not. Always asking to borrow a friends clothes. Go out every weekend with no money nor a baby sitter looking for others to buy them a drink. Always wearing them stiff ass tracks. Be lieing for no reason and especially the ones that always have to brag but don't have nothing more than the next bitch.
by Jreal November 25, 2013
See "rapper" Lil Debbie
"Did you see that new rap video with Lil Debbie and Riff Raff? DAMN that shit was ratchet!"
by trashyassgurl11 October 21, 2013

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