Top Definition
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012
Ghetto version of * trailer park trash *
Hey that girls looks like trailer trash.

Noo she's urban. She ratchet!
by voodoo2 March 20, 2014
The title says it all...
You know Chris and Joe? God, they are ratchet as fuck!
by I ain't ratchet January 07, 2015
Anything and everything pertaining to the definition written by "stupidniggerskerretpussclot81" and then some. Unfortunately for him, he was describing his own mother. May God help him, because he truly needs it.
Now, why did you call your mother a ratchet, dude? Pity.
by ladybyron July 21, 2014
A person that is cool, blunt, and let's loose. Knows how to have a good time.
That Rob Gilligan is such a little ratchet!
by Schweatheart July 19, 2014
A girl who consist of having 1 weave for 6 years straight... Uses the words "Ooo kill em", "Shut up", "Boy you wish", "where my boo?".
Friend: "She ratchet"
Friend 2: "Who boo?
Friend: "Her!" I think her name is Raina..
Friend 2: "Her! Girl that my friend.. She ratchet tho.. she had that weave since 8th grade.
by JayZuez April 07, 2014
Any inauthentic attempt to be "ghetto", or "street".
If your shirt says ratchet, then that is exactly what it is.
by ratchet-hoe101 March 19, 2014
1.) A ghetto classless hoe. She wears a weave and is usually fake. She believes she is the one that every guy drools over.
"Damn! This bitch is ratchet as hell!

Shit just got ghetto fabulous up in this bitch!"

"Amen!"
by rara357 March 07, 2014

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×