Top Definition
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012
The title says it all...
You know Chris and Joe? God, they are ratchet as fuck!
by I ain't ratchet January 07, 2015
Anything and everything pertaining to the definition written by "stupidniggerskerretpussclot81" and then some. Unfortunately for him, he was describing his own mother. May God help him, because he truly needs it.
Now, why did you call your mother a ratchet, dude? Pity.
by ladybyron July 21, 2014
Girls who sneak out tip 2 am. Is dirtay af. Nasty ass basically. Just all around straight up gross
Halle is a ratchet
by Bunnyfufu June 27, 2014
1. a woman and or girl with no morals or manners

2. a woman and or girl who believes that she is every mans eye candy but is terribly wrong.
3. The total opposite of classy.
4. Just flat out ghetto

but still a VERY likable person.
"That girls weave is totally ratchet"

"I don't understand what he sees in her. I mean look at her. She's soooo ratchet"
by ChocolateAddict June 27, 2014
being a ho on the street straight up ratchet likes lots of diseases and stuff
That teacher ratchet as'f

Chris dump her she likes his d she ratchet
by chrisrlikeskarinal May 09, 2014
n. Female form of "Hood Rat"
Welcome to Jenna's Ratchet salon!
by VeeDee April 12, 2014
An adjective used to portray a seriously shambles or hank situation; also descriptive word meaning Olivia Hubble.
When you pay for a full day bus tour of the Scottish highlands but you sleep through the entire scenic drive through Glen Coe, you're ratchet.
by Nati'sFinest March 22, 2014

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