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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012

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a ghetto girl, opposite and classy and elegant, showing cleavage, very sexual drunk alot of the times, also twerking and stripping, u get the idea...
She was shaking her booty during class, that girl hella ratchet.
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One who is going against you, disagrees with you, or does somthing you do not like or favor.

This use of the word has been developed by none other than Manuel Fletes , or as he likes to call himself, " The Greatest Piano Player of All Time!!"

When using this word, a how is added to the sentence before using it, ranging from 1 to 5 how's, and is also presented with a snap or finger wag for each how.

And a how dare you is usually thrown in there as well..
Cristian you ditched me at lunch!!!!! How how how hooooow dare you! You ratchet!!!!!
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An African Americans fake hair also known as "weave" that smells like ass or looks like messy pubes.
Eeew sharkisha has some ratchet.
by moneymorebish August 03, 2015

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Messed up and poorly put together. Messy looking things such as makeup, hair, and outfits. Often lay used on social media such as Twitter, YouTube, Vine, and Instagram. Maine people say they look ratchet but they actually look perfect. Some people are REALLY ratchet every day!
My hair looks so "ratchet" today! Ugh.
by Ratchetqueen March 16, 2015

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Pertaining to or relating to monkeys and primates of all sorts.
"Have you seen that video with wild boar and monkeys?" - Person 1
"I just watched it. It's so ratchet!" - Person 2
by Argenti_Knowit March 06, 2015

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Of, or relating to a person (i.e. usually a humanoid) originating from the municipality of Brampton, Ontario.
"I've never seen anything in my life more ratchet than that hello-kitty purse/bandanna combo"
by DoctorGreen March 01, 2015

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a mispronunciation of the word "wretched" used to refer to all the thirsty girls or girls you don't like.
Guy: Yo, the girl is ratchet!
Me: You're an idiot, it's pronounced "wretched."
by That one nergy guy from math January 22, 2015

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