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1.
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012
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A classless, tasteless female who exhibits some or several of the following characteristics:
1. Has several children with multiple different fathers.
2. Lives off government funding.
3. Excessive drug or alcohol use.
4. Typically promiscous with a general disregard for men that she may be in a relationship with.

Usually these kinds of females were raised in single parent households with absent or abusive father figures. Ratchets can be any race or nationality and are not confined to certain styles or cultural taste.
Male 1: Wow, she is so ratchety she has two kids with two babies daddys, lives with her mom while working part time at marshalls and smokes weed 3 times a day.
Male 2: damn, what a ratchet.
by Do_Not_Inquire May 28, 2013
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44.
The definition of ratchet has been misconstrued by dumb ass rappers in the 2012 year. Mistaken for "wretched". The real word ratchet was started by a man named Mandigo The King in Shreveport, Lousiana. Ratchet means to be bad ass, real as fuck ,a goon or a ghetto person. The phrase started in 1999. So children, you need to catch up with your "urban vocab". The Ratchet is also a dance similar to The Jig.
Lil Boosie: Ima a ratchet ass nigga

Webbie: Hell yeah nigga you already know wohdy
by Lil C Nasty From PTown Indiana April 23, 2013
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45.
when a person goes crazy or they dont care what they do
yo this kid went ratchet on the teacher when dey tried to take his phone
by tate daydey October 17, 2008
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46.
n. Female form of "Hood Rat"
Welcome to Jenna's Ratchet salon!
by VeeDee April 12, 2014
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47.
Ghetto version of * trailer park trash *
Hey that girls looks like trailer trash.

Noo she's urban. She ratchet!
by voodoo2 March 20, 2014
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48.
1.) A ghetto classless hoe. She wears a weave and is usually fake. She believes she is the one that every guy drools over.
"Damn! This bitch is ratchet as hell!

Shit just got ghetto fabulous up in this bitch!"

"Amen!"
by rara357 March 07, 2014
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49.
"Ratchet" is basically a female that does or wears the following:
Has a weave that's on the edge of glory and looks like it's about to fall off
Wears tights that go up all the way to their boobs

Wears tight ass shirts that show all of there blubber

Blasts drake, 2chainz, lil Wayne and so on
Uses the phrases: naw, y'all, trippin, da fuq... You get my point

Chews their gum obnoxiously

Claps hands while in an argument

It you see any ratchets please contact me at 1.800. Sheratchet

Thank you
"Yo did you see the sharkisha video"

"Yeah she was ratchet af"

"Your right, but that punch tho"
by getsomewatermelonforfree March 05, 2014
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