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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012
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when a person goes crazy or they dont care what they do
yo this kid went ratchet on the teacher when dey tried to take his phone
by tate daydey October 17, 2008
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Dirty ass hoes thinking they cute and they not. Always asking to borrow a friends clothes. Go out every weekend with no money nor a baby sitter looking for others to buy them a drink. Always wearing them stiff ass tracks. Be lieing for no reason and especially the ones that always have to brag but don't have nothing more than the next bitch.
by Jreal November 25, 2013
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A bitch who wears clothes that don't fit her and then posts in correct spellings on her Facebook page and then steals other girls boyfriends and then texts the girls pretending to be the boyfriend they also lie about their past and are great at laying on their back an giving it away like it is candy on Halloween
Bitches in crack hoe Towns are so ratchet
by bitch please102 October 28, 2013
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See "rapper" Lil Debbie
"Did you see that new rap video with Lil Debbie and Riff Raff? DAMN that shit was ratchet!"
by trashyassgurl11 October 21, 2013
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A word for gun used by ghetto white kids, some Spanish kids or just white kids tryna act ghetto. This term for the word came well before the new one
Yo jimmy, pass that ratchet, imma light a nigga up

Dude, you're white, shut up
by Yuzadumbdhead October 02, 2013
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Someone or something hella ghetto. Educated people say wretched but with a ghetto people say ratchet. Tomato/tomatoe, wretched/ratchet.

Ratchets never win spelling bees.
My friends Norma and Michael are straight ratchets. They communicate by twerking.
by IndiaMaria September 22, 2013
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A person who thinks they're fabulous but they aren't. They ironically call other people ratchet when indeed they are the true ratchet. They tend to like certain celebrity's like Selena Gomez and Ariana grande because they feel like they will date them one day.
Joe: eww your so ratchet
Non-ratchet: umm ok?
Joe: yeah ratchet you heard me
by Not a ratchet May 30, 2013
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