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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.
by stupidniggerskerritpussclot81 August 09, 2012

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The title says it all...
You know Chris and Joe? God, they are ratchet as fuck!
by I ain't ratchet January 07, 2015

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Anything and everything pertaining to the definition written by "stupidniggerskerretpussclot81" and then some. Unfortunately for him, he was describing his own mother. May God help him, because he truly needs it.
Now, why did you call your mother a ratchet, dude? Pity.
by ladybyron July 21, 2014

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an unkempt bitch with curly hair don't care. not knowing what she want. beats around the bush. maybe gay.
Dude, MDB is a ratchet ass hoe. young money maker. lesbihonest.
by flipper rainbow July 15, 2014

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A 'ratchet' is one who is typically sarcastic and douchey, and in that, a hypocrite.
Rachel was ratchet.
by Giant gnome June 28, 2014

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Girls who sneak out tip 2 am. Is dirtay af. Nasty ass basically. Just all around straight up gross
Halle is a ratchet
by Bunnyfufu June 27, 2014

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1. a woman and or girl with no morals or manners

2. a woman and or girl who believes that she is every mans eye candy but is terribly wrong.
3. The total opposite of classy.
4. Just flat out ghetto

but still a VERY likable person.
"That girls weave is totally ratchet"

"I don't understand what he sees in her. I mean look at her. She's soooo ratchet"
by ChocolateAddict June 27, 2014

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"Ratchet" is basically a female that does or wears the following:
Has a weave that's on the edge of glory and looks like it's about to fall off
Wears tights that go up all the way to their boobs

Wears tight ass shirts that show all of there blubber

Blasts drake, 2chainz, lil Wayne and so on
Uses the phrases: naw, y'all, trippin, da fuq... You get my point

Chews their gum obnoxiously

Claps hands while in an argument

It you see any ratchets please contact me at 1.800. Sheratchet

Thank you
"Yo did you see the sharkisha video"

"Yeah she was ratchet af"

"Your right, but that punch tho"
by getsomewatermelonforfree March 05, 2014

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