Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes
Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox
monk from Siberia
. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser
and monk with a 13 inch schlong
. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila
. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31
, 1916, New Year's Eve
for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I
. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine
with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy
woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assault
ed, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva
river in St. Petersburg
. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence
for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian
occupied middle class home.
Theory of Rasputin's life span: I beleve that the reason why Rasputin survived murder attempt arter murder attempt was that he had a bio-chemical in his system that kept him alive.
Born in 1869 as a peasant in Russia, this man had a serious sexual appetite which he exploited to its limits. Based on some of his preserved remains in a Russian museum, he had a 13-inch long penis, and legend has it that he used special powers to fuck over 100,000 women, including the Tzar's wife, the Tzar's four daughters, the Tzar's chambermaids, and the servant-girls in the Tzar's palace. That or he just pulled his pants down in their presence.
Rasputin started out as an alcoholic womanizer and joined a variation of Russian Orthodoxy called Skopsty, which is founded on the belief that the only way to reach God is through sin. when Rasputin finally became a monk, he travelled a lot, fucking to his heart's content, and tales of his travels and the supposed "magical healing powers" that the monk attained reached the ears of Tzar Nicholas II, whose son was ailing with hemophilia. Rasputin somehow managed to heal the boy and became an important person in the Tzars house. However, the Tzar's relatives were not too happy about the monk fucking their women with his 13-inch cock on a daily basis, so they conspired to kill him.
One night, Rasputin was invited by the conspirators to dinner. Everything was all planned out that night. He was supposed to drink the poisoned wine and eat the poisoned food and die. But that was not the case, because the Tzar's relatives saw in shock as the monk ate and drank enough poison to kill 6 people, and didn't seem to show any symptoms at al...
one hard mother fucker who just wouldnt die, looked on with such desire to have lived a life like him.
sometimes refered to when describing hardness and will to live.
also to describe yourself as a threat should a husband find out your adultery.
hey hey rasputin, you solid mate.
husband: your f*cking my wife.. i'll kill you
you: watch it mate.. they dont call me rasputin for nothing
Russia's greatest love machine.
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.
They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.
charismatic Russian "holy man" and cult leader, used his influence and charm to seduce women and clergy, and eventually the tsar and tsarina of Russia. used his mysterious skills to cure the Russian prince of hemophillia attacks, predict the future, and build up a faithful following of aristocratic ladies. was eventually killed by Prince Felix Felixovitch Yussupov after being poisoned with enough cyadide to kill six men, shot in the chest, beaten, stabbed, and thrown in the icy Volga.
The act of Popping a Boner, Unzipping/Opening your pants, sticking it out, and waving it at a group of people, as to imitate the Crazy Russian Monk.
I got drunk and pulled a Rasputin at the poker game last night.