The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.
"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"