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A fat, surly, hillbilly quarterback that consumes too many alcoholic beverages and harasses women in bars. Usually too unattractive to actually arouse women, this individual ends up committing a lecherous act. Raplesberger threw for three touchdowns today with 250 passing yards, and then harassed three women. Add those to his stat sheet and his rap sheet.
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