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When they aren't kissing you. It takes two to tango.
Either he didn't brush his teeth, or she just got raped.
by xzyragon November 08, 2010
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Somebody getting so senselessly owned so powerfully that it can't be used by either powned/owned or even rofl powned. It can only be compared to the devastating affect of rape.
Holy shit! Rambo just raped that Zipper Head!

Dude, omg Danny raped Frank in the fight. It wasn't even close!

USC raped UCLA by 100 for the 8th time in a row!
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To Pwn, own, or annihilate.

The Unlawful use of one's reproductive organs and/or pooper.
1.) Lets rape these guys!
2.) Lets rape these guys!
by Crack ho Magazine May 14, 2009
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Any opinion (expressed by a male of any standing whatsoever) that would oppose that of a radical feminist.

Commonly followed on the internet with 'TRIGGERED'.
A discourse between a king and a feminist.
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant Woman: We don't have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Peasant Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
Angelic music plays...
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.

Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up.
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: grabs Dennis Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

That's rape. I need my safe space.
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1. An unspeakable act that women like to talk about a lot. The only way to ever be politically correct about rape in any shape or form is to refer to the victim as "she" because men are always the perpetrators of said act. Even if you, the male reader of this paragraph even so much as think of boobs you are a rapist and always will be. Are you happy, rapist?

2. Something ugly women are afraid of because no one will lay them.

2. Often the subject of some of the interbutt's more light-hearted and funnier stories, anecdotes and conversations.
"Take a look to you left. Then to your right. Then in four other directions. All you see males want to rape you"

"Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape me!"
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When someone is forced to have sex with someone else. It's a crime, but i soo desperatley want it done to me.
Having someone you dont kno shove thier throbbing, rock solid warm cock in you're tight hole. feeling them deepen inside you, moaning as they listen to you scream in pain and terror. They pin you up against the wall and whisper in you're ear between periods of ocean-deep fucking. rubbing your tits hard and ramming your sweet pussy until they hear it burst-and they still dont stop. They turn you around
and fuck you from behind, demanding you to call them daddy. they take it out and shove thier dick in your mouth, forcing you to suck the juice out. when there done with you, they drop you, and run
mmmmmmmm....
"I'm soo horny, i need someone to rape me."
by Queen of cocks April 01, 2010
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When someone steals or takes without permission something of value.
"Someone totally raped our cash box at the fundraiser"
by Taty October 02, 2005
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