Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.
Look out, here comes Rape Beard!
Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!
a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
The Rapebeard is a thick beard, much like a chin strap, except thicker. The thickness of the Rapebeard allows the rapist to perform a silent rape, because the beard muffles out the screams the victim may give.
Phil: Where's Dan?
Chris: Probably putting his Rapebeard to use.
Phil: If only we could hear the screams...