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Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL) How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know? *Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg. *Crowd cheers* Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy? *Randy starts to say something* Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic. *Crowd starts booing* Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career. Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg. |
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Probably the whitest black guy who wants to be black. When he says things he tries to make it sound gansterful. Like " Yeah!,. . . dawg!" when he says it it doesnt sound natural, he tries to hard to be black. Randy Jackson is the whitest black guy you'll ever meet.
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The dawg. Randy Jackson says, "yo dawg, that was blazin' molten hot!"
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A random person. A newbie. Who are all these people at the party?' 'Buncha Randy Jacksons.
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A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson guy 1: the famous black guy? guy 2: no the drink |
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