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A womanizer who makes out with random girls.
I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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A person who says alot of random things
"Piket Fence" (random from person who says it is the raNDOMIZER
by the randomizer May 22, 2009
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A womanizer who makes out with random girls.
I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!
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(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.
Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.
by Cryonaka November 27, 2011
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