Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'
Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
PurpleHairedMother(!!):'Joe, get out of the fridge'
LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'
Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.
Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.
Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap! Where'd it go?"
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."
Noun: A woman who no one really knows at a party, but still sketches/sluts around like she knows everyone. Not necessarily a terrible
, a random can be appealing to a drunk guy, and hooking up with her can result in props from friends.
Dude, Nate hooked up with a random last night!!
Looks like there are some fuckable randoms in this piece tonight!!
Calling someone a random is funny because its using an adjective as a noun.
well the word random used to be a good word but now because all mindless teens no are sayin the word this word has become meaningless ......it is totally over used .......... stop sayin random.
OmG that like like so totally random !!!
8me8 omg u stupid twat shut the fuck up n stop saying that god forsaked word!!!!
Suprising, but usually awsome:)
*2 people talking about school*
Person 1: Want a doughnut?
Person 2: Wow that was random!
when someone does something bizarre/inappropriate or out of the ordinary!
this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random!!!
Random is highly over used but when used in the correct context it should be something completely out of the blue and hilarious for example:
Jayne: So are you in Roch tomorrow?
Vicky: Yea are you?
Jayne: definatley... *sings* Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA FONE!!!!
Vicky: *giggles* ... random!
Both: *SING* RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA FONE!!!!!
Jayne: I dont kno dude u threw that remote pretty fucking hard!