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5.
Something or a group of things that follow no criteria or pattern. A word often misused by morons who don't know very many other words.
Correct: The decay of a radioactive isotope is random.
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.

Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.

Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".
by supaDISC February 28, 2005
 
57.
A word that is heavily misused. A kind of humor that CAN be good, but can also be heavily, heavily annoying.
Ex 1. Eariler today me and my friend were walking, I saw a bird. IN the middle of my sentance, I chased after said bird, then when it flew away, I dropped to the ground screaming "NOOOOO!!!"=Funny.
Ex 2.
Person "OMG FREAKING CHESSSEEE!!!"
Friend of said person: "HAHAHA UR SO FREAKING RANDOM!"
Me: ".....Um excuse me? Was that an insult?"
by BEEEEEEPPPPP! March 20, 2009
 
58.
To define a stranger or someone of little to NO significance.
Some random approached me at the club last night...

I went on a date with some random I met the other night...
by bostongirl78 March 04, 2009
 
59.
A derogatory term that no one really knows the meaning of used in shooters such as Gears of War, which originated from the overrated clan-based community Gamebattles. Used mainly by people who believe that it is a successful substitution for a real insult, when in reality it only makes you look like a loser who takes online trash talking way too seriously.
Player1: Take the shotty to your face, RANDOM!
Player2: What? What did you just call me?
Player1: You heard me, RANDOM!
Player2: ... Go die, now.
by The Lancer August 10, 2008
 
60.
The oft-used tool of the inexperienced comedian.
Person 1: RANDOM!!!
Person 2: What the smell?
Person 1: Sorry, I just like cheese pies.
by ASPOON April 09, 2007
 
61.
has been used in attempts to describe to laypeople why they never win the lottery.
The lottery administrator made a deal with one of his relatives whom he chose at raondom so they can split the 10 mil. winning purse. Also see probability.
by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003
 
62.
Random girls from different area codes that you randomly hook up with and you tell your friends the next day.
I met this chick at the fair and I fucked her in my aunts camper. Called my bud the next day and said "RANDOMS!"
by dix enermous January 07, 2012
 
63.
a randy random mostly used in Gears of War 2 to describe a Random kid that sucks ass and jacks kills
Gears of War 2 Player: "Wow that Random just stole my kill"
by BlakeFoShoYo May 20, 2009