The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.
Often used by an MTVeenager
Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
People that you don't know, or people you met on the street.
Kourtney: Look at those randoms over there!
Kim: One just fell over(:
Kourtney: I am so bored
Kim: Me too, you wanna go meet some randoms?
A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.
Hey Bo, wheredyaget dem deers?
I random over on the highway.
A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."
"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."
"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"
"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
Dude, I was in class and I just got a random.
An adjective used mainly by ignorant teenage girls to describe pre-determined, nonsensical words that are no longer funny.
Cynthia: "Oh my god! I am so random!"
Intelligent Marcus: "Oh really?" *rolls eyes*
Cynthia: "Yeah! I like dinosaurs! And monkeys! And ninjas! And condoms!"
Intelligent Marcus: "First of all, the plural form of the word 'ninja' is the same as the singular form. There is no such word as 'ninjas.' Second, that's not random. Half of that shit was stolen from your other friends on MySpace that are also NOT RANDOM. Third, you know what's really random? Glass jars manufactured in Mexico full of Komodo dragon semen. And Bill taping Nerf guns to his ankle. And radioactive ceramic electricity doing the Hokey-Pokey. That's random. Not fucking dinosaurs and squirrels and whatnot. Fuck off." *slaps Cynthia*
The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)
Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.