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1. Someone of little significance 2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do Bogan: 1. Trailer trash 2. Your mother 3. see above 4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's). There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan: 1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker; 2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and 3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto: 'Business at the front, party at the back' in some circles also referred to as: 'Party at the back, business at the front' Either way it is still a shit haircut Random Bogan: Look in the mirror; tell me what you see I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way
There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now So little air, so many Random Bogans Your mother is a Random Bogan. That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'. Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan |
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