The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men
Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.
Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.
Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.
Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel
A middle-sized town, located in Morris County, New Jersey. If you come from Randolph you either work from 2:30 PM-10:00 PM every night, or in most cases, your parents are loaded. Randolph is the one town that everyone wants to be in, until they realize that there is nothing to do but go to an occasional weekend party or spend their time driving to a surrounding town to have some fun. The center of Randolph is the Acme, which you can already tell makes this town a shit load of fun. It is often said that you would think a town with so much money would have at least one place to hang out, but your completely wrong. All in all the town of Randolph is not too bad, if you have money, and are not worried about finding something to do on the weekends.
"Yeah, that stuck up J.A.P must be from Randolph."
"Did your daddy buy you that?"
"At least we are going to college..."
You know your from Randolph NJ when:
-There is a party basically every weekend.
-You hate Roxbury & Knolls.
-Almost everyone is completely loaded.
-Your parents are doctors, lawyers, etc.
-Your high school is beastly at Ice Hockey.
-DQ is where every girl works during the summer.
-You stop at Burrinis, ACME, 711, or Dunkin in the morning.
-Budd is your favorite RAM guard.
-Almost everyone drinks/smokes on a daily basis.
-When your bored you either go to a party or drive around.
-Rumors spread like wildfire.
-Basically every girl isnt a virgin.
-Half the school is STD infested.
-You love Randolph even when there isnt anything to do.
-We suck at football.
-Spirit week is the only good week in school.
-When random fights break out for no reason.
-Everyone hates the guidance counselers, vice principles, etc.
-Every guy thinks their fantastic at graffiti.
-The freshman are always slutty as alllll hell.
-You go to the commons if you want to skip class.
-The cooking room is your favorite place to be.
-Everyone either works at Burrinis, Forte, DQ, or in Morristown.
-You know who did what & when.
person 1: wanna go to a party in Randolph?
person 2: hell yea!
small town in massachusetts, just south of boston. sits on the bus line between mattapan and brockton, therefore has in recent years become full of drugs and violence. Most of the people livin here are from the lower midddle class - blue collar workers but there are areas of distinct poverty mixed in.
The school systems are horrible, the high school practically has its own police force... kids who think they are gangsta like to start stuff.
Randolph is also the most diverse town in massachusetts. While there may be a lot of gangs and violence brought from the city, it is also a place where you can be accepted no matter what your race. Its not uncommon to see, black, white, and asians walking down the street together.
I live in randolph and wouldnt wanna be anywhere else... its bad, but i came form dorchester... and it isnt that bad
randolph kid 1: lets go have some fun
kid 2: ok... grab ur stuff, lets go get high and try to fuck wit those roxbury fuckers
kid 1: yeah!...
kid 3: we're gonna die
A gloomy town in northern New Jersey characterized by a lack of things to do, a lack of sidewalks, and radio towers rising up behind a backdrop of crappy weather. The town is populated by lax bro jocks and hipsters. Most people are generally nice and accepting but this is because they are stoned twenty-four seven. Most kids spend their weekends aimlessly wandering around in the woods and getting stoned. The center of the town is Acme which shows there is absolutely nothing to do. Most people think that everyone who lives in Randolph is rich - they are right.
A: Hey, want to go out and do something?
B: Wtf? We live in Randolph
A: Oh yeah. Pass the bong.
A town in the middle of Portage County, Ohio, filled with ignorant racists, farmers, emo kids and jersey shore wanna-be's. And most people that call the town a "Hick-Town" own cows, pigs, chickens, etc. Anyone who isn't a hick is made fun of or looked down upon, unless you happen to play sports.
Where are you from?
Where is that?
Portage County, Ohio, it is filled with bigots.
The epitome of godlike qualities. Obsessed with working out at the gym in order to get swole. The name also means, Wolf Shield. An absolute and unmatched statement of strength and vitality. A truly rare and blessed name.
Randolph:*Doesn't respond due to headphones in ear, hyped up with some Crazed pre-workout, and equipped with brand new leather gloves*
Beast: Right....hes fully turnt
A hood little town in Massachusetts It got alot of Fake Gangstas and a bunch of Hoodrats from Boston and Brockton. Also home to wanna be hoodz of S. Randolph Tyrone Gardens and Presidential Acres
Randolph person: Wat up my nigga?
Dorchester person: Shut up Oreo