Top Definition
A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.
Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.
by gaping malefant May 09, 2009

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