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9.
Wanting to have sex with a person. Meant to be said aloud...so that the woman knows.
Jon: Hey, did you see that chick over there?
Stan: Yea man, I'd take it to the ranch.
by Big Byrd January 10, 2008
 
1.
Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.
Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!
by mailmanjoe May 26, 2005
 
2.
The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and at like cattle
Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch
by ac degrees November 22, 2004
 
3.
Ratchet Ass Nigger Crusty Hoes
Ew, omg, shes so Ranch!
by AntiRanchGirl January 03, 2014
 
4.
The home of a rowdy group of girls, who act insane 99% of the time. The ranch is home to lots of drinking and stupid mistakes. To be initiated into the ranch, you must exhibit certain personality traits that are undesirable to most but favored among these ladies! In certain ways, the Ranch can be viewed as a sort of Greek organization, with a big and littles, hazing, and nonstop recklessness.
Dude, I had such a good time at the Ranch last night. I even hooked up with my RA!
by ranchhand1213 May 03, 2013
 
5.
(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.
that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.
by azleda April 16, 2006
 
6.
To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"
by Brandonn February 02, 2008
 
7.
To vomit.

I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006