Rob: Why is that guy teasing you about your penis?
Dave: He's pulling a Ramprasad, he doesn't get that his penis is actually slightly smaller than mine (not by a lot, but actually slightly smaller).
Rob: Wow, why is he doing that?
Dave: Well, consistent with being a Ramprasad, he is bitter that his emotional world is not as vibrant as required to understand gritty human foible, such as represented in the movie Closer