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1.
When a toe has gone past a critical stage where it is infected beyond all imagination. It is most commonly found below the nail and in some cases will carry to the face and cause extreme situations of snaggle tooth.
Person 1: Hey I heard Alvin had a smeggy RalphToe.
Person 2: I would keep away from him.
by A smeggy one September 23, 2011
 
2.
when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle
all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes
by ohnoyoudidnt101 April 08, 2012