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36.
v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter
I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.
by tmack41 September 06, 2007
 
37.
To see something that makes you want to bat for the other team or turn gay
Everytime I see that Bertha in a sports bra, it makes me want to Ralph
by Russ J November 26, 2007
 
38.
think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.
this sentence is too long for the hugenacity of ralph.
by bre March 08, 2004
 
39.
Someone whose entire wardrobe is made up of the Following
1. Ralph Lauren polo shirts (of various colour)
2.long slevved checked shirts
3. Plain Blue Denim Jeans
4. RM William leather boots
5. Deck Shoes
6. Several Ralph Lauren caps.

They are normally from the country and have moved to the city for Uni/College and consider themselves to be superstylin'.
Those Ralphs have a deranged view of fashion.
by Dane January 05, 2005
 
40.
1)Someone who don't and won't hook a brother up. 2)a guy that enjoys the rusty trombone.
1)Help me out dude. Don't be a ralph.

2)You're smiling like a ralph.
by badrat August 03, 2004
 
41.
What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.
Would you like to pet Ralph?
by Crispitos September 04, 2003
 
42.
To go a step too far.
To overdo something.
To make a humiliating mess of things
I just made a Ralph by knocking over a glass of beer
by Simon Daly March 30, 2008