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When you put the penis of a dead corpse in your mouth and have a buddy jump on it's stomach so that all the dead juices squirt into your mouth. While they do this, someone else shoves a condom filled with frozen poop up their butt and your buddy pukes in the other guys mouth.
Tom,frank, and john just had a Ralph the third" "No way?! Nasty!
by Ralph the third May 24, 2011

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