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Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
by MoonKnight November 27, 2002
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MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!
I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!
by paste eater October 20, 2004
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Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.
I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!
by sam May 12, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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one who is an idiot or overly simple
That guy is a real Ralph Wiggum
by Drew84 January 10, 2003
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a retarded person. ... ... ..
"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."
by Dave Smith January 27, 2005
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"I'm special!".
by person yo-yo August 02, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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