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Most super ultra extreme awesome-mazing in all of ponyville. Synonyms: awesome, amazing, bedazzling, stupendous, wonderrific, astonishing, breath taking. -Whoa did you see that? That was AWESOME!
-No, that was Rainbow Dash! |
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The most amazingly tomboyish yet surprisingly girly pony in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic TV show. She is sky blue with a long rainbow mane and tail. Her cutie mark is a cloud with a rainbow colored lightning bolt coming out of it. Person 1: Awe man, this My Little Pony show is awesome... Theres this one pony, Rainbow Dash, she is fucking awesome!
Person 2: Rainbow Dash? Sounds pretty stupid and gay. Like you! ohhhhhhhhHh!!! Person 1: Dont be rippin' on RD, she will fuck you up. |
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Rainbow Dash is a main character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is surprisingly tomboyish, doesn't care about how she looks. She is incredibly fast, and capable of pulling of a Sonic Rainboom, which requires a pegasus to accelerate to hypersonic speed. NOT to mention the Rainboom itself is a deadly shock wave. However, she is not without her character flaws, she has a temper that may cause her to try and attack an antagonist who was being a jerk. Can be insensitive and arrogant. Even though the arrogance was down a notch after The Mysterious Mare Do Well, she still does have some. Not to mention she is quite brash. But despite that, she never leaves her friends hanging, and cannot abandon them for her own heart's desire. 1) Non Brony: Rainbow Dash? Isn't that the girly idiot from the 2003 MLP?
Brony: NO, I mean the TOMBOYISH 2010-Now pegasus who can break the LIGHT SPECTRUM! Non Brony: Uh... |
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Rainbow Dash is a main character of the My Little Pony franchise, featuring as one of the Core 7. She is a light blue earth pony with a pink, orange, yellow, and green mane and a pink, blue, and purple tail. She features a cutie mark of a rainbow stretching between two clouds. In 2009, during My Little Pony's "Generation 3.5" mass redesign, she was shown with a large ponytail in her mane. Rainbow Dash is described as stylish and fashionable. My Little Pony calls her "The Glamour Girl of Ponyville." She is a kindhearted pony and is very interested in fashion and she also has a tendency to use say the word 'Darling' very often. Note: Nothing is wrong here. I am aware that as of 2010 she was redesigned as an athletic pony. It isn't right, however, that all the definitions of her leave out this chunk of history, so I wanted there to be a definition on THIS Rainbow Dash as well. Though a lot of people will be tempted to downvote this because it's a side of the character you don't like, It's important that this be defined as well. "Ponies that fly? Now really, darling." -Rainbow Dash
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A main pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This bitch is so fast, she was the first, and the last to ever do a sonic rain-boom. THE MOTHER-FUCKING SONIC RAIN-BOOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS? Only a Pegasus with mad SKILLS can pull that shit off.
And you just got 20% cooler in the 10 seconds flat that you read this. Person 1: Hey, I started watching MLP:FM, and my favorite pony is Fluttershy, what's yours?
Person 2: MUTHA FUCKING RAINBOW DASH! |
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The act of painting your fingers on the hand that you masturbate with, individually with each 1 color of the rainbow (Red, Orange, Yellow Green, Blue, Indigo, Purple). You then proceed to very lightly touch the opening of your penis with each finger, so that it creates a mixture of colors directly on the opening of your penile skin. You then proceed to masturbate as usual, with wet, colorful fingers. Your penis should turn several colors during this process. When you are about to release ejaculatory fluids, rub the tip of your penis once more with the several colors. When your ejaculatory fluids are released from your penis, it should be very colorful and bright. Guy 1 = Dude, have you ever tried a Rainbow Dash?
Guy 2 = Isn't that from my little pony? Guy 1 = No the masturbation Rainbow Dash! Guy 2 = Oh fuck yeah! They are so amazing. I decorated my mother's birthday cake with my multicolored sperm. |
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