Extremely hard raging, must be named Paige. Must be a human pinball at parties, will dance to ANY song. Entertains everyone in attendance and soul mission of the night is to steal a hat. Loves adventures and wreaking havoc on campus. Able to accomplish this at the same size of a baby squirrel. Miraculous.
Party Attendee 1: "Woah that girl just broke the stage!"
Party Attendee 2: "Actually, she broke her head...on the wall. And... she broke her butt...on the floor."
Paige(while running by): "RAGE PAIGE YEEEAHH"
Party Attendee 3: She's weird.