Does at least 2 of the following:
1: Brings food to lectures
2: Cancels all classes on Fridays
3: Talks about drugs, sex, and alcohol in lecture
4: Blows shit up (Fuel + Oxidizer = BOOM)
5: Makes references to urban dictionary
Dude 2) Screw you.
Dude 1) Yeah, I know. I would be jealous too. Sucks to be you!!