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Made up shit that's tearing us all down because we all know that we are all Humans, but because of location, melanin and different Ethnicity/Cultures, we supposedly cougheuropeans believe that there is only Black, White, Red, Yellow and brown. They say they divided this up by facial features but that makes no sense because anyone can have any feature, exactly why I can't tell the difference between Ethiopian and Indian or Spaniards and North Africans.

Basically, it's just a made up thing that's hunnid percent invalid that only negatively divides us.
And its funny how people are using these negative words that divide us to create "peace" coughblacklivesmatter. EVEN SCIENCE DOESN'T BACK THIS SHIT UP CUZZZ DNA DONT AUTOMATICALLY TELL YOU YOURE "BLACK" OR "WHITE".
:)
Stoop Ahh: Race?
Me: Useless
by Ur Sexc Sharmuta February 10, 2017
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Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.
I finished third in the twenty-man race.
by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005
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In Texas Hold'em, or other similar poker games, "racing" is when two or more people are "all-in" with their chips and it is up to the cards and not betting to determine the winner.
Scott: I'm all-in.
Eric: I'll call.
Scott: Looks like we have a race on our hands.
by Aignam March 13, 2005
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by ElPocoBiadlo October 26, 2003
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To urinate. Derived and shortened from, "Race like a pisshorse" which itself is a play-on-words of the phrase "Piss like a racehorse."
"Wait while I use the bathroom, I need to race!"
by Punkypal June 08, 2007
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Probably the most kick ass kid there ever was or will be. A total rockstar. Everyone loves this maniac! If you're not friends with a race...you should be. Go out and pick up your very own Race today!
candace: "damn it! i went to get a race today, but i was told they are in way high demand."

sam: " oh i know! i am soooo glad i got mine before anyone else! "

candace: "Lucky!!"
by Samantha Sunshine October 27, 2008
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1. An intellectual tent to house the functionally retarded. Notice that among the first lessons taught about race are its complete invalidity. The fact that it is still promulgated through society is more a sign that there are (many) adults out there who are willing to believe in something they know and experience as directly contradictory with and/or useless to describe reality. Take any signs of an individuals racism as a sign that you should deeply lower this person's value; treat it as either a dealbreaker in the relationship or valid excuse to mainpulate and/or enslave them.
2. Something subpar lawyers and teachers love
“Critical race theorists, such as Kimberle Crenshaw, reject not only the essentialist view that race guarantees particular aptitudes, but also its "vulgar anti-essentialist" flip-side that concludes that, since race isn't a biological fact, it must be irrelevant. Instead, critical race theorists work from an assumption that race is both "not real" and "real"; real "in the sense that there is a material dimension and weight to the experience of being 'raced' in American society, a materiality that in significant ways has been produced and sustained by law.."
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