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Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
by MixiM August 17, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 16, 2004
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
by Joel Bossy December 06, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you're having sex with a girl doggy style, you flip her over right as you come, punch her in the eyes real quick, knock over her trashcan and jump out the window.
Friend: Did you see that girl with the two black eyes?

Other friend: Yeah, that was me, I gave her a raccoon last night after the party.
by rockgeek December 10, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon
by fyslova October 21, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
by Cliet May 09, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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