rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.

Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.

by Dan & Dave August 20, 2008

rabid raccoon

when doing a girl from behind you finger bang her butt. when she turns around rub your poop covered finger in her eyes and as you run out of her place, knock over the garbage cans and scurry away into the night.

my girl was getting lippy about making me a samich, so I decided to end it by giving her a rabid raccoon.

by slepron March 30, 2019

Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.

"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."

by Danthebossman1 August 21, 2008

Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area

I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal

by GSP_15 October 25, 2010