Clarification sought by an observer of outwardly homosexual behaviour exhibited by tatooed British expatriate male living in Singapore, working in a male dominated industry. Occurs in "episodes" typically perpetrated in bars and clubs where attraction to (and of) transvestites is evident. Followed by periods of introspection and self examination leading to "closet" activities that are dangerous if they occur in mens changing rooms. Inner rage an conflict leads to facial distortion resembling grotesque elfin creature of folklore.
Guy 2: IDK man, rugs are usually pretty easy.
Guy 1: Dude...you're right but I feel so disgusted with myself afterward.
Guy 2: Haha, same here, let's go get an Orange Julius!
Guy 1: OUCH!!!
Guy 2: What WHAT!
Guy 1: Some horrible figure bumped into me...it had long hair, and reeked.
Guy 2: Oh yea, that r.u.g. came out of nowhere!
Guy 1: yea, ouchy. Orange Julius?